My Absurd Life

How to get out of jury duty – a haiku

What amazing odds!
Many related to cops
In the jury pool.

Flu Haiku Two

Feel sick as a dog
But things could be worse if I
Were sick as a hog

Flu Haiku

My decathlon flu
Nose runs, lungs hurl, phlegm flies, splat
Whoa, I've got the gold

Winter landscape, a haiku

Winter winds create
Intricate patterns of flakes
Dead skin on my face

Dear Prime Minister Gordon Brown, a haiku

Don’t say “recession”
Or, God forbid, “Depression”
Until it’s over

One hot woman, a haiku

Sizzle, flash and heat
She’s losin’ it -– estrogen
Menopause hottie

Why climb a mountain? - a Haiku

  

Face life's twists and turns
Push, struggle, fall, get back up
To reach heaven’s shore

Not the Julie Newmar-kind, a haiku

Growing old alone
I fear not, for I am blessed
With hundreds of cats.

When I lie awake at night, a haiku

Is that the tick tock
of biological clock
or passing of gas?

Remember to breathe, a haiku

Gotta go, go, go
Leaving beauty in a blur
Ahhhs are in the pause