My Absurd Life

What do druggie chickens do?

Make tracks.

What ever happened to Chicken Little?

He became chicken vittles.

Why do chickens love '80s hair?

It was feathered.

What do you call a mean cock?

Frickin' chicken

How did the hen become a rotisserie chicken?

She fell for the farmer's line: “Let’s go for a spin.”

How do hens count the number of eggs in their basket?

Quicken for Chickens

How was the chicken’s brain after the test?

Fried

What do you call a smart chicken?

Bird brain

Why are cocks happy on Old MacDonald’s farm?

Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick chick.

 

Where do chickens start a cruise?

At the point of embawkation