1. Lothar 2. Kal-El 3. Caligula 4. Thor 5. Anaconda 6. Beelzebub 7. Rambo 8. Mustafa 9. Attila 10. Spawn
If you hate ordering girly-sounding drinks such as Summer Bliss and Raspberry Razzmatazz, use one of the fake names above to macho-mize your order. Summer Bliss for … Caligula. Right here, babe.
Coming soon! Jamba Juice for Men. Order “vortexes” called Acai Annihilation, Banana Blitzkrieg with Extenze boost, and the MMA Your-Ass-is-Wheatgrass Blast.