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August 30, 2009

10 names to give the Jamba Juice cashier – MANLY MAN EDITION

1. Lothar
2. Kal-El
3. Caligula
4. Thor
5. Anaconda
6. Beelzebub
7. Rambo
8. Mustafa
9. Attila
10. Spawn

If you hate ordering girly-sounding drinks such as Summer Bliss and Raspberry Razzmatazz, use one of the fake names above to macho-mize your order. Summer Bliss for … Caligula. Right here, babe.

Coming soon! Jamba Juice for Men. Order “vortexes” called Acai Annihilation, Banana Blitzkrieg with Extenze boost, and the MMA Your-Ass-is-Wheatgrass Blast.

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