1. Want to see my third nipple?
2. Race you to the buffet line!
3. Does God suck or what?
4. Your husband is soooo fine. Rowwwl!
5. Aren’t you in my AA group?
6. I’ve had 12 sexual partners. How about you?
7. Whoa, easy on the carbs, chubbo.
8. I can get you a great deal on term life insurance.
9. Did you see me on Dateline's “To Catch a Predator" last night?
10. You have fabulous lips. How much did they cost?
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