I tried to find a home for one of my friend’s most recent additions, another stray cat. This one had eye herpes. It was like the time my co-worker told me her cat had feline AIDS. I was like, “What the hell?!” I didn’t know such a thing existed.
Anyway, my friend paid for treatment and a fixing, then spent a couple of weeks getting the cat used to humans. After the extreme makeover, “Formerly Feral” became “Fabulously Feral.”
I had no takers for this cat, probably because I mentioned eye herpes. You see, I believe in truth in advertising. I think people appreciate that. So if you need an average-looking, not-so-shapely, emotionally needy gal, call me! Yeah, truth in advertising works all right, unlike my phone, which never rings for some reason.
Back to the cat. My friend gave it to a pet store, which sold it for a tidy cat profit. So someone paid good money for a feral cat that will have a reoccurring outbreak of eye herpes. Might as well go to the local Humane Society. You take your chances either way.
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