Peeing Cheeto Creates Yellow Snow

 

After flunking out of adult education Photoshop classes, Peeing Cheeto took to the snow-covered mountains to find himself. Far away from evil drop shadows and inscrutable layer masks, Peeing Cheeto discovered the simple splendor of a stark environment. Nature—raw and untouched—was beautiful.

He realized that pristine places such as this had to be preserved … for wealthy tourists! He would create eco-camps where they could zip-line down the forest and ride on ATVs to luxurious private cabins. Once the natural beauty of the woods was destroyed, it would become Faux Snow Wonderland, with graphic designers clamoring to create brochures for it and to be paid handsomely by the now super-loaded Peeing Cheeto.

Until then, Peeing Cheeto would make do with his cheesy and totally unrealistic Photoshop designs. He returned to civilization, following a trail of totally realistic yellow snow he created to find his way back.