Loosely translated: “For the love of Buddha, don't feed the monkeys.”

Another cartoon warning at a Japanese monkey park. Three possible translations in rusty Japanese:

1. What does it feel like to get jumped by a thousand feral monkeys? Feed them and find out.

2. "Hey guys, forget the snacks, she’ll make a great carcass for the winter. Dibs on her brain."

3. Popular last words at the park – ‘I don’t care what the sign says.’