Loosely translated: “Don’t touch breast-feeding monkey.”

What better way to warn visitors about the dangers of monkeys than with a kawaii (cute) cartoon? This one is from a flier at a monkey park on Shodo Island in Japan. My Japanese is rusty, so I’ll simply make up the translation. Here are three to choose from.

1. Do not go near baby monkey attached to nipple.

2. Touch monkey; lose manhood.

3. Do not hit on Mama monkey. Daddy Monkey keeeeeel you.