Britney is news! This I know.
For the Media tell me so.
Little minds to Them belong
We are weak, and They are strong.
Yes, this is now news.
Yes, parties and booze.
Yes, undies she'll lose.
For my Dateline tells me so.
Opinion is news! This I know.
For the pundits tell me so.
Lots of facts that they get wrong
We don't know, so we go along.
Yes, give me more views.
Yes, truth be abused.
Yes, my thoughts, you choose.
For I'll let you tell me so.
Money makes news! This I know.
Story placement tells me so.
Little ones in Darfur die.
'Cause their page views aren't that high.
Yes, news has changed much.
Yes, it's corporate and drudge.
Yes, still I read such.
Though my conscience tells me no.
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