Top 10 Things to Do on the Toilet

1. Meditate.

What is the sound of one plop dropping?

2. Eat fried chicken.

Fuel up and clean out at the same time.

3. Knit.

Make a cap while you crap.

4. Write thank-you cards.

You know how you never get around to them.

5. Bounce a ball.

To ensure at least some ball movement.

6. Learn a trade.

Hey, some of us take longer.

7. Appreciate your alone time.

Who says you never have any?

8. Create a to-do list.

For after you do the doo.

9. Fold paper airplanes.

Make a Stealth Bomber and let it fly.

10. Play Scrabble with a friend.

Obviously, a good friend.

Your turn: Come up with a Top 10 list about ________.