My Absurd Life

These turkeys are in a fowl mood.

"Thanksgiving is for the birds" radio spot     

Bosses rule!

Guess who's looking for a job?

How to respond when a rude person says, "Did you get a nose job?"

Rude person: "Did you get a nose job?"
You: "Yeah, do you want a referral?"

How to respond when a person asks, "What's your position on marriage?"

Use when you don't want to get into a heated discussion...

Person: "What's your postion on marriage?"
You: "Sixty-nine."

How to respond when a rude person says, "When are you gonna get a real job?"

Rude person: "Still writing? When are you gonna get a real job?"
You: "After I finish my book: 'You Jerk Face.' I'm gathering material for it right now."